Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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