Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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