Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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