make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You can make out without kissing
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I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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