I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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