Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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