It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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