I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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