nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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