He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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