so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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