Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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