We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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