Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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