i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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