She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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