I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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