You really coming over, don't trick.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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