More tranny stories later!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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