dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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