ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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