You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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