He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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