you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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