I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my shit smells like andre
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She bit a glass in half.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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