Little spoons don't ask big questions
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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