just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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