: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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