..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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