You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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