i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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