Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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