The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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