school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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