We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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