Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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