if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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