Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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