I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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