the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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