my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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