it wasn't lemon gatorade
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.