Taylor Swift is so right about you.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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