The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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