I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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