okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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