I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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