Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
from now on my penis is your penis
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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