just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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