She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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