I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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