Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
