yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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