Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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