K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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