I want to stick my p in your. b.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
they need to just BURY HIM!
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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