A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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