he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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