i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
