420 ftw
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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